莫兰和罗曼是两名银行职员，他们在人生的某个阶段对自己的日常工作产生了质疑。他们中的一个找到了解决办法，那就是犯罪。不知何故，他成功了，并将自己的命运托付给了他的搭档。这个决定将使他们的生活发生巨大的变化，以寻求更好的生活。
德川幕府三代将军家光当政时期，风调雨顺，国泰民安。时世间流传三件神器的传说，分别是大帝之剑、斗神独钴杵、以及犹大的十字架，它们用宇宙金属铸就，持有者将获得征服世界的力量。武士万源九郎（阿部寛 饰）即为大帝之剑的持有者，他按照父亲临终前的嘱托四处寻找神器，要将它们送回“原来的归属之处”。路上他邂逅丰臣家的后代小舞（長谷川京子 饰）及其护卫真田忍者佐助（宮藤官九郎 饰）沿途艰险重重，还要时刻躲避幕府的追杀。另一方面，宇宙人兰（長谷川京子 饰）以及牡丹（黒木メイサ 饰）也时刻觊觎着万源九郎一行手中的神器。各怀鬼胎的敌人源源不断，万源九郎只得凭借大帝之剑杀出一条血路…… 本片根据夢枕獏长篇传奇小说改编。
A colorful array of characters compete at a national dog show.
8-year old Oskar lives in a family-run children's home. Every day he escapes to the world of his own imagination. His idol is the hero of a tv series, Detective Bruno. On the day of his birthday, the boy receives a treasure-hunt clue left behind by his late parents. Oskar decides to hire Detective Bruno, his favourite TV series character, to solve the quest. Real-life Bruno, the worn- out actor in PR crisis, decides to use Oscar to rebuild his image. They embark on an urban adventure through Warsaw. The journey makes Bruno change his ways and helps Oskar cope with the loss of his parents.
